Christmas sweater swag

where do you go to find Christmas sweaters?

Goodwill / thrift shops

boutiques

the street

online

Does the Christmas sweater HAVE to be green and red?

No, Festive colors and winter colors work too.

Yes! Those are the only colors for Christmas

I don't care, I LOVE IT

No, whatever you feel is right....do it.

Do you feel that your self-confidence is boosted when dressed in a Christmas sweater?

No, You're tacky and I hate you

Yes, I feel like it is easier to approach the opposite sex when I wear one

Yes, they flatter me

No, I feel like a goober

Have you ever won an ugly Christmas sweater contest?

Yes

No

Only in my dreams

Which Christmas sweater would you rather wear?

A sparkly one with sugar plum fairies and happiness.

A maroon one with Santa's face and a pop out beard that you can pet.

One with dancing reindeer poking out of numerous little pockets

You're tacky and I hate you

Would your ideal mate wear Christmas sweaters?

Yes, and only Christmas sweaters. I will break up with them if they wear anything else

Yes, the occasional Christmas sweater on my mate is nice

No, can you not?

No, You're tacky and I hate you

How do you feel about Christmas sweaters with bells on them?

I like them

I hate them

FAB!

You're tacky and I hate you

Do you find Christmas sweaters attractive?

Yes

No

Of Course!

Do you attend Christmas sweater parties during the Christmas season?

Yes

No

Maybe

IDK

How often do you wear Christmas sweaters?

Weekly

Monthly

ALL DAY EVERY DAY

Annually