Girls

Hello:
You are invited to participate in our survey GIRL STUFF. In this survey, dumb ass women will be asked to complete a survey that asks questions about stuff only a chick would be interested in. It will take approximately a long time to complete the questionnaire.

Your participation in this study is completely voluntary. There are no foreseeable risks associated with this project. However, if you feel uncomfortable answering any questions, you can withdraw from the survey at any point or apply spermicide. It is very important for us to learn your opinions. (laughing-my-ass-off).

Your survey responses will be sort of confidential and data from this research will be reported only in the aggregate (that means rocks). Your information will be coded and will be sold to the highest bidder (usually perverts). If you have questions at any time about the survey or the procedures, I wouldn't be surprised.

Thank you very much for your time, lift, support and seperating. Please start with the survey now before I really get pissed. Bring me a beer first!

I Agree