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Never mind all the blather if you don't know what a survey is then have a good day-otherwise just scroll down, click ok where it says "I agree that human beings are devoid of the maturity, rationality, and ability to be responsible for anything-including themselves.
Your survey responses will be sent out into space as part of a distress beacon where hopefully some intelligent life form will grasp it's meaning and take action to save the earth from the destructive tendencies of the human species. . Your information will not be coded and will not remain confidential. If you have questions at any time about the survey or the procedures, you should grab your butt and bellow. Never ever attempt to contact [Name of Survey Researcher] at [Phone Number] or by email at the email address not specified below.
Start with the survey now by clicking on the
I am a human and therefore a self destructive species
button below.
How did you learn that the earth was being killed by humans or do you prefer to remain in denial?
Through the media (newspaper, magazine, trade journal, billboards, etc)
Business network
Membership announcement
Through a friend
On the internet
While passing the event location
Other
How likely is it that traditional ways of thinking contribute to the earth's environmental problems?.
I don't understand
I like to pretend I don't understand
The sooner we destroy the planet the quicker we can return to fantasy island
I hate planets, life and everything physical
I'm an environmentalist so I'm one of the good people I just watch as everything turns to caca
Other
What is your level of satisfaction with the current state of health of the planet?
Very satisfied
Somewhat satisfied
Neutral
Somewhat dissatisfied
Very dissatisfied
Please indicate why you think optimism is NOT also insanity.
who cares
Someone cares but they're fools
Denial
Moderately Panicked
Full Blown Anxiety
Denial is fun
Waterworld was a good movie and I want to live it
Environmentalists are so smug
I'm human; therefore illogical is my way
The Bible proves science is poo poo
I can be optimistic because I'm going to LaLa Land
Profile of other attendees
How likely would it be for you to return to this planet if you could (even as a non human)?
Very Likely
Somewhat Likely
Neutral
Somewhat Unlikely
Very Unlikely
Finally even though you belong to the irresponsible human species would you considered taking away all their rights and putting them in confinement somewhere where they can't touch or hurt anything?
Absolutely
Yes, with no hesitation
Ah, can I see the accommodations?
I have to hesitate because I'm enjoying the plundering
I remain arrogantly pro destruction
Which of our other events are you aware of? Select all that apply.
Bringing about the All New (not improved) Medieval Times
Failed attempts to bring human destruction to outer space
Fun for Billionaires; Roman circus for everyone else
Impoverishing earth centric cultures for fun and profit
Sucking the earth and all life on it DRY!
I am unaware of these events.
How interested are you in the following events?
Very Uninterested
Somewhat Uninterested
Neutral
Somewhat Interested
Very Interested
{EVENT 1}
{EVENT 2}
{EVENT 3}
{EVENT 4}
{EVENT 5}
Do you have any suggestions for improving the events that we offer?
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