Expectations from the Tinant's Party

How satisfied are you with the level of information provided BEFORE replying "YES" to the invitation to the Tinant's "neighborhood swim party" on Saturday?

If Ruthie and Charlee were not just the cutest, sweetest things, could you even stomach spending more than a "Hi, how ya doing" length of time with Wade?

I can't even stand that long with Wade

"Hi, how ya doing" is my limit

I can stand slightly longer than "Hi, how ya doing" with Wade

I see Wade as a guy wearing a free T-bone necklace with an open bar, so I act like I like him and always come to his parties

Wade doesn't suck that much

Watch the attached short video of a previous "Tinant" party HERE , then answer the following question. Do you think Wade is:

Loaded out of his mind

Drowning

His normal self

Show-boating at Charlee's birthday party like usual to be the center of attention

Perfect the way he is

If you visited your hometown, is it news worthy? Click the link HERE and check out the bad-ass Tinant Family! No Questions asked big boy Wade! You, Ruthie and the little studette C-lee are the BOMBS! Move on to next question.

Move on to next question.

Have you come to expect vein clogger at every Tinant party?

Hell yes

Only if they expect me to come

Only if Wade remembered to "clap his hands"

All of the above

Will you be upset if there is no vein clogger?

Not at all, Ruthie always kicks ass

No, because Ruthie cooks such good food that there will be plenty of awesome food to clog your veins if you are into that, even if it is not "Vein Clogger"

Yes, because I love how pathetic Wade is when he says: "yeah, I just clap my hands and a minute later, Ruthie has my vein clogger ready"

All of the above

If Wade wasn't in town, would you still come to the party?

I would be a lot more likely to attend under these circumstances

Hell yes

Maybe, but only if the house didn't have that "Wade" smell still lingering

I would come anytime Ruthie cooks

Final Question. Are the Tinants just THE BEST?

Hell yes.....and Wade too.