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Hello:
You are invited to participate in our survey "Viral Jokes". In this survey, 30 people will be asked to complete a survey that asks questions about viral jokes amongst Filipinos aged 15 to 24 years old. It will take only 5 to 10 minutes to complete the questionnaire.

Your participation in this study is completely voluntary. There are no foreseeable risks associated with this project. However, if you feel uncomfortable answering any questions, you can withdraw from the survey at any point. It is very important for us to learn your opinions.

Your survey responses will be strictly confidential and data from this research will be reported only in the aggregate. Your information will be coded and will remain confidential. If you have questions at any time about the survey or the procedures, you may contact Vincent Billedo at 09189239861 or by email at the email address specified below.

Thank you very much for your time and support. Please start with the survey now by clicking on the Continue button below.

 
 
 
 
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Instructions: Each item in this questionnaire consists of a joke. Please read each item carefully and indicate how likely or unlikely your are to say that joke.

Disclaimer: some jokes contain offensive content, but are in no way meant to discriminate, insult, or degrade anyone.
Very Likely Likely Neutral Unlikely Very Unlikely I don't get the joke
1. My love life is like coke... Zero.
2. Why is the nose mad at the finger? Cause the finger didn’t pick it.
3. What do you use to blind fold an Asian? Dental floss.
4. My relationship is like an iPhone5. I don’t have an iPhone5.
5. What do you call a Filipino with a dog? A vegetarian.
 
 
 
Very Likely Likely Neutral Unlikely Very Unlikely I don't get the joke
6. Where is Macau? In ma-farm.
7. Are you in a relationship? No, I’m taken. Taken for granted.
8. Sometimes I look at people and think to myself, "Really? That's the sperm that won?!"
9. Buti pa ang Yakult, cultured, di tulad ko.
10. How do you get a watermelon pregnant? You pak-wan.
 
 
 
Very Likely Likely Neutral Unlikely Very Unlikely I don't get the joke
11. Buti pa ang radio, pinakikinggan.
12. What's the hardest thing in La Salle? Parking.
13. What did one fish say to the other fish? Is-da you?
14. Are Chinese people in an audience really cheering, or are they just shouting their last names?
15. Buti pa ang calendar, may date.
 
 
 
Very Likely Likely Neutral Unlikely Very Unlikely I don't get the joke
16. Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
17. Buti pa ang alphabet, may U and I.
18. Pustiso ka ba? Because I can’t smile without you.
19. Buti pa ang poste, steady.
20. How did Hellen Keller meet her husband? Blind date.
 
 
 
Very Likely Likely Neutral Unlikely Very Unlikely I don't get the joke
21. What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps.
22. What does a boxer drink? Punch.
23. Rihanna thinks chains and whips excite her, I doubt her ancestors feel the same way.
24. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9.
25. Buti pa ang psych tests, sinasagot.
 
 
 
Very Likely Likely Neutral Unlikely Very Unlikely I don't get the joke
26. Sana sinaing ka na lang, para pag nakalimutan kita masusunog ka na lang.
27. Ang relationship parang boobs. Pangit kapag tatlo.
28. Kung ikaw may forever, ako din may forever---alone.
29. Why is wrong to eat salt? Because it’s asin.
30. A man walked into a bar. Ouch.