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Joke Machine Empire,vote for your favorite jokes! Top 2 move up in a group Bottom 2 move down a group Ranked 3rd and 4th stay for another week

Please rank (1-6) the following in order of favorite jokes: Group 1

How does Cuba measure things- with a ruler
How do you know when its time for Mexican food- when you hear the Taco Bell
Why did the Englishman throw money out the window- to lose pounds
What military branch dresses the worst- the old Navy
How do you know when a donut is good at basketball- when its Dunkin’
Why was the Egyptian fat- he ate the food pyramid

Please rank (1-6) the following in order of favorite jokes: Group 2

How do you start a fire at Wimbledon- with a tennis match
What kind of records do the Irish break- Guinness records
Who is in the bathroom at a cookout- a party pooper
What did the Red Sox fan get at the Yankees bar- boos
What country does not like the letter “E”- Haiti
Where does a Prius go swimming- in a car pool

Please rank (1-6) the following in order of favorite jokes: Group 3

Why do politicians go to bed late- they come home from their parties
Why did Wes Welker go to the movies- he couldn’t make the play
Why did the doll go for a time out- she was a brat
What did the Quarterback do on Broadway- he made a play
What jewelry does the Pacific Ocean wear- a ring of fire
Why does Bin Laden like hockey- they have shootouts

Please rank (1-6) the following in order of favorite jokes: Group 4

Why did the kid eat the computer- it was an apple
What did the person from Spain say to the person from Mexico- something in Spanish
What did the bull do with his cell phone- he charged it
Who killed Tony the Tiger- a cereal killer
What advice do cows give each other- steak tips
Why do vampires like the NFL- the overtime is sudden death

Please rank (1-6) the following in order of favorite jokes: group 5

Why does a hot dog always lie- its full of bologna
Why are there no poles in Russia- there are only bars
What kind of injuries do soccer players get- real ones
What appliance loves sports- a fan
What section of Santa’s elves sings the best- the wrappers
What’s a mouse’s favorite Office joke- that’s what cheese said

Please rank (1-6) the following in order of favorite jokes: Group 6

Why did math average rob the bank- it was mean
What Disney character got an F- Dumbo
Why is Argentina so cold- it borders Chile
Who is the Burger Kings Wife- the Dairy Queen
Why was the bag of chips on the sofa- it was a couch potato
Why did the Russian drink- he was a normal Russian

Please rank (1-6) the following in order of favorite Group: Group 7

How did the old M&M get around- with a candy cane
Why did the student eat the teacher- he wanted a sub
What did the Mediterranean get on its test- a sea
Where do plugs go shopping- at the outlets
What do lawyers bring to go fishing- da bait
How does Oscar the grouch speak- with trash talk

Please rank (1-6) the following in order of favorite jokes: Group 8

Want to hear a long story- the Bible
Where does the internet go fishing- in the eBay
Why are librarians fast drivers- they book it
Why does Obama have a high electric bill- he has a lot of power
What was Santa arrested for- a stocking
How did the caboose become a secret agent- he was trained

Please rank (1-6) the following in order of favorite jokes: Group 9

What did the kid do with the hotdog- he ate it
How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb- Eh Canadian
Why is Kobe Bryant the only Laker to go backstage- no one else gets a pass
Where do pictures get accessories- at the photo shop
Why was the Locke famous- it won the no bell prize
What did Wes Welker do with his math class- he dropped it

Please rank (1-6) the following in order of favorite jokes: Group 10

Why did the loser move to Antarctica- to be cool
What did the doctor give Zdeno Chara- a shot
Why are temperatures different at Universities- they have a college degree
How did the movie prove it broke its leg- it had a cast
What did the cheating husband say to his wife- it was affair
Where do chefs cook roses- in the flower pot